zissoudiver:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

This guy protects the galaxy 

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maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

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englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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littleitalianrunner:

I feel like my entire life is just me holding in my pee

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moonemoji:

[prank calls xkit guy] is ur refrigerator running ??? I love you

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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399king4aday:

Cometbus #54 In China with Green Day

399king4aday:

Cometbus #54
In China with Green Day

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"Ya Hey" by Vampire Weekend

zidannibal:

First and last look, they Broke us pretty Bad.

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chucklebot:

bonerfart:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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Fuck I hate Tumblr.

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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

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reminder that black boys don’t need to be “good boys on the honor roll” for their lives to matter

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